“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life
this is what was happening if anyone was wondering
Whitney Houston made a whole song basically saying …
“Look I know you got a wife and kids but ion curr bout none of that.”
MJ had a whole sing about a thirsty groupie that basically said “Look she threw it at me. I HAD to catch it”
Y'all remember Next? They had a whole song basically saying…“I know we’re just dancing but, you feel my dick on your butt?”
Joe basically had a whole song bout “ I can do everything ya man’s won’t do but keep me as a side nigga tho, cus that’s all I wanna do”
Janet basically had a whole song bout having sex any damn where. At any damn time.
Usher made a song basically saying, “listen, tonight I’m not bout to be stressed out about your shit. I’m fucking the club up with my niggas. We not even together.”
Usher almost made a song basically admitting he lied to a girl about wearing a condom
Donell Jones made a song saying bitch I wanna be a hoe, I don’t care I’m leaving and TURNED AROUND and made a song saying bitch I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it, take me back.
